Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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