there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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