Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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