Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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