Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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