he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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