dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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