listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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