Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Less talking, more tequila
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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