Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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