only if we run a train.
done.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
