This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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