Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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