Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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