Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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