I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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