Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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