I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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