Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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