ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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