i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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