you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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