Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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