i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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