tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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