I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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