You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
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