who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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