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you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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