In the future we'll all be gay
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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