Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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