Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
nutella sex= disaster
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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