It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
And then he peed in my hair
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