I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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