i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
