Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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