its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Help. Why am I so naked?
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