I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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