I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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