Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
