You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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