nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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