arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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