thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Panties = found
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