A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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