We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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