I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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