grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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