I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
