You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
high people should be assigned attendants
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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