Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
thus making me awesome and them whores
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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