My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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